Wednesday, May 15
Royston, Hertfordshire


At Home With The Crows

Next Up: “The Sweeney” of Guildford City FC

Crows v Guildford City FC

Kick Off: 3pm, Saturday 24th November 2012

Evo-Stik League Southern Central Division 1

So after Saturday’s farce at Rugby Town FC we are back at that snuggly, wonderful place we call home and Garden Walk.

We welcome current league leaders (thanks to the floodlights of Rugby) and “The Sweeney” of Guildford City FC. Yep fellow Crows, I’ve got that da da deda tune in my mind too!

The Saxon town of Guildford owes its roots to the gap between the North Downs and the River Wey..hey…hey. Nope got it wrong, just the River Wey. Guildford was the home for many years of the Royal Mint. In later years the town became famous for its Olympic size lido (swimming pool to you and me) and the magnificent Cathedral.

Famous residents include the honey that is Jodie Kidd, BBC News reader Michael Buerk and Celia Imrie, who played Miss Babbs in Acorn Antiques. Younger Crows probably have no idea of this fantastically made, quality Sitcom of the late 80’s/early 90’s.

The town is also famous for being the home of that fantastic new wave rock group “The Strangler’s” with their massive hit “Always the sun “. I am reminiscing now, with the song playing on my PC. I do listen to some very diverse music. Perhaps I’ll play it for you on Saturday? Anything is better than the CD out of Alan’s car! Would you believe he is trying to blame that one onto his children? Shame on you Alan!


The very first club in the town was a junior amateur side simply called Guildford. They were formed in 1877, the year Thomas Edison patented the phonograph, a machine that could record sound. He could have invented something more useful like the light bulb? Hang on… he did! This though was his very first invention. I invented something once, but it wasn’t very good. Anyhow, this Guildford club were known as “The Pinks”.

In 1920, after much discussion in the town about forming a professional club, Guildford United were formed and accepted into the Southern League. Their opening game was in front of 5,000 fans and they won 2-0 against Reading Reserves (They would probably still beat them today on form!)

When Guildford became a Diocese and with it a Cathedral, the club changed its name to Guildford City and played in their familiar red and white stripes. This happened in that wonderful year of 1927. So, an appearance on next seasons Downton Abbey is on the cards then?

The club had several successful runs in the FA Cup, culminating in a 4-2 win against QPR in 1929 (Again, they could probably achieve this today on current “R”’s form!).

In 1938 and 1939 the club became champions of the Southern League with another defeat of Reading in the FA Cup. The following year they were runners up to Colchester United by an inchy binsy one point. This successful period of the clubs history was brought to an end by the outbreak of War.

During the War, as Uncle Albert would say, the ground was extensively used for top secret military purposes! Wonder what those were? So they could not rejoin the Southern League until 1946.

In 1952 the club now in deep debt sold their best player Jimmy Langley to Leeds United for a then record £2000. Wur Jimmy eventually played for Fulham and won 3 England caps. Oh what might have been if he had stayed at the City.

In 1959 the Southern League was revised (how many times has that happened?) and “The Sweeney” da de da da, were placed in the First Division. Former Chelsea coach Albert Tennant took over and led them to promotion.

In 1963, the club won the Southern League Cup defeating Nuneaton 2-1 over two legs.

Yet again, financial issues dogged the club and after severe budget restrictions the club ended up in 16th place. So financial issues in football clubs are not a new thing then. You would have thought that many clubs would look back at history and learn.

Further great cup runs followed including a defeat of Brentford in 1968 in front of 7,500 fans. Custodian Peter Vasper was sold to Norwich City to ease their financial burden, but their plight was far worse than they could possibly imagine.

In 1969 the club were relegated from the Southern Premier and their Joseph Road ground was sold.

With a new board of Directors in place, there were high hopes for the future. They decided to merge with local rivals Dorking. Their last ever match at Joseph’s Road was against Folkstone in front of 625 fans. In effect, senior football ended in the Town and would not be realised again until 2004.

AFC Guildford played in the combined counties league and won promotion from Division 1 in 2004. At this point they were ground sharing with Cranleigh FC. Later on this year the club returned to the Spectrum Leisure centre.

In 2005 the club changed its name to Guildford United FC (We are getting there Crows, I promise you) but changed it again very shortly too Guildford City. YAY after 30 years and several left turns, across round-a-bouts and a three point turn (Which I’m not very good at doing!) The name had returned to the City!

Last year was a fantastic year for the club. They won the Combined Counties League for the second consecutive season, pipping Windsor by a point.

This season, like us, they are determined to make their mark in this league.

Their Season So Far

Taking over from us on Saturday as league leaders, GCFC are enjoying a fantastic season with 12 wins, 1 draw and 3 defeats. They hammered poor Woodford United 4-1 last time out, with only Ashford Town (Mddx), Biggleswade Town and Rugby Town taking all 3 points from them. They have found the net 39 times but have been surprisingly breached 29 times, although 6 of these came at Rugby Town. This should give our young Crows some hope.

Ones to Watch

Although they have a leaky defence, they are totally potent in front of goal, so here we shall start.

A signing from Croydon Athletic in 2011 Dan Moody is a winger with the taste of goals. 13 for Danny boy so far this season, he found the net 32 times last year and won the Supporters player of the year. Deadly from a spot kick, his pace can cause problems in even the top teams defences. This lad is definitely one to watch.

With 6 goals to his name so far this season, forward Joel Hughes will give Msr’s Jack and Joe something something think about. The former Holmesdale, Lingfield, East Grinstead and Erith Town target man is not afraid to get stuck in. Also effective in wide positions, he is extremely skilful on the ball and commanding in the air. Second spell for Lil Joel at Guildford City.

In midfield there is nothing Junior about Junior Kaffo. Standing at 6ft 4ins this lad is well taller than your Jez (mind you that’s not difficult is it now?) A new signing this year, this lad has plenty of experience with Walton & Hersham, Dulwich Hamlet and Whyteleafe (Wonder if there is a team called Brownleafe?)

The Gaffer

Former Scunthorpe United favourite Kevin Rayner is the current incumbent in the Guildford City hot seat. Kev started out at Chelsea before joining the Iron of Lincolnshire. Former manager of Farleigh Rovers (yep, never heard of them either), he moved onto Carshalton Athletic and then Croydon Athletic. In 2009 he joined Guildford City and led them to their most successful seasons of recent times. Just like our Paul, Kevin does amazing things behind the scenes. He lives and breathes Guildford City. Kevin, we salute you and well done to the Board of Guildford City. You put Chelsea and their trigger happy owner to shame.

Have We Met Before?

My usual stalking of players, fans, journalists, websites and bar staff have drawn a blank. However a football geek mate of mine reckons we have met before in the guise of Guildford & Dorking FC in a friendly many years ago. I am not totally sure about this? So if anyone can provide evidence of this, the usual pint of water (maybe coke) stands on the end of the bar.

Jez Izod